Song

Song Jokes

Friend

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

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  • Depression

    My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

    My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

    My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

    The songs: We understand you :)

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  • Irony

    In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

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  • Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

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  • Memes

    Comedian

    A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."

    The room was full of arm amputees.

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  • Wacko Jacko

    He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

    Family Reunion

    So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.

    (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)

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  • Guitar

    What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

    Fingering A minor.

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  • Priest

    What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.

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  • Head

    What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

    Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.

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  • Free Willy

    Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

    He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.