Song jokes
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.