Song jokes
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
Teacher: What is your name? Me: Written in the stars.
Teacher: Where? Me: A million miles away.
Teacher: What are you talking about? Me: A message to the main.
Teacher: You must change your behavior! Me: Seasons come and go, but I will never change.
Teacher: Go to the school principal NOW! Me: And I'm on my way.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"