Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
Listen up, you knucklehead! So, the first joke is about a clueless husband making a tactless remark to his wife, who has cancer. Because when you lose your hair because of chemo, pulling it back ain't gonna help. The second joke uses "cancer" as an affirmative response which sounds like "I can, sir." followed by cracking "tumor", a wordplay that's both dark and stupid. And the last line? It's a jab at how WebMD always diagnoses you with cancer, no matter what your symptoms are. You probably use WebMD, don't you?
