Violence

Violence jokes

Child

    • In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.

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    • Violence memes

    Ideology

    • Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.

    Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.

    Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!

    Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.

    Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.

    Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.

    Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.

    Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?

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    • Head

    • A guy is due to meet his friends for drinks at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.

    The guy says, "Well, you won't believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her."

    The friends are cheering and one friend asks, "So... did you get any head?"

    The guy replies, "No, I couldn't find it."

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    • Suicide

    • Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

    Me: Aren't they the same thing?

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    • Museum

    • The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

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    • Shooter

    • A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.

    The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.

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    • Death

    • Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?

    Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.

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    • Crackhead

    • One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.

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