Violence jokes
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.