Violence jokes
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gonna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘re re‘ and you're like ‘re re’ yourself, motherfucker, and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SURPRISE, the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
She said no, so I raped her.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.