Violence jokes

When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.

Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gonna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘re re‘ and you're like ‘re re’ yourself, motherfucker, and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SURPRISE, the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

What do you call a butt that kills people?

An ASSassin :)

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?

What's white, black, and red all over?

A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.

She said no, so I raped her.

A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.

What do 9/10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.

Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

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