What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.