What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

whats black white and read all over?

a zebra after a lion is full

One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ¨I will go ask God!¨ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ¨You are what you are!¨ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ¨What is wrong?¨ The zebra answers, ¨Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ´You are what you are!´¨ His friend says, ¨Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ´You is what you is!´

What’s white, black, and red all over?

A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.

What is black , white and red all over

A dead zebra 🦓

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey? Zeedonk

Biggest joke?


A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, “there is a zebra crossing up the road”, he said, “I hope he is having better luck than I am”.

Why did the zebra cross the road

What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home 🏠

What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change

Why did the dounstindrom cross the road because there was a zebra crossing !


Whats black and white and red all over??? A zebra in a blender!!!

What is the oldest animal in the world 🌎?

A zebra 🦓- it is black and white.

I still remember my granddads last words,

“Are you still holding the ladder?”

I did have a good night sleep good day today and tomorrow I have for a good night sleep and sleep with my

What school 🏫 did we say was today what did the snow ❄️ I love 💕

I love playing

What is a difference between a tree tree house that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi

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What’s Steven Hawkins favourite crisps brand? Walkers

What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳