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Cookie

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

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Anonymous

What is black-and-white and red all over… An Exploding zebra

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meowzapaluza

whats black white and read all over?

a zebra after a lion is full

Sadness

Anonymous

One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ¨I will go ask God!¨ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ¨You are what you are!¨ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ¨What is wrong?¨ The zebra answers, ¨Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ´You are what you are!´¨ His friend says, ¨Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ´You is what you is!´

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Greggo

What’s white, black, and red all over?

A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.

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Anonymous

What is black , white and red all over

A dead zebra 🦓

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Anonymous

What goes White, Black, White, Black, Red?

A Zebra falling down the stairs.

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Anonymous

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey? Zeedonk

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Anonymous

A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, “there is a zebra crossing up the road”, he said, “I hope he is having better luck than I am”.

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Anonymous

I like zebras

Car

Anonymous

What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change

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Time

Anonymous

What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home 🏠

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Anonymous

Why did the zebra cross the road

Last Word

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I still remember my granddads last words,

“Are you still holding the ladder?”

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Aron

Why did the dounstindrom cross the road because there was a zebra crossing !

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Stephanie

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Difference

Anonymous

What is a difference between a tree tree house that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi

Walker

Anonymous

What’s Steven Hawkins favourite crisps brand? Walkers

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