Zebra jokes
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
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Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
If I cut my wrist, am I a zebra or a tiger?
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What is black and white and red all over? JFK
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU