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Pickle

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

Lion

What's black, white, and "read" all over?

A zebra after a lion is full.

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    • Zebra Crossing

    A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."

    The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"

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    Consideration

    After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

    Test

    I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

    Tattoo

    I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

    Horse

    One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.

    One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"

    The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"

    His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"

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