What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
whats black white and read all over?
a zebra after a lion is full
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, "there is a zebra crossing up the road", he said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am".
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey? Zeedonk
Why did the dounstindrom cross the road because there was a zebra crossing !
Why did the zebra cross the road
What is red and looks like a zebra
my arm Hehhehehehe UwU
After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
you know the difference between me and a zebra? me neither
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ̈I will go ask God! ̈ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ̈You are what you are! ̈ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ̈What is wrong? ̈ The zebra answers, ̈Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ́You are what you are! ́ ̈ His friend says, ̈Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ́You is what you is! ́
what does a zebra and I have in common? We both have stripes.
Q: What's black, white and red all over? A: A blushing zebra? No michael jackson after a pepsi advert.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday
I like zebras
i think im a red zebra!! cuz im stripped red iykwim
Why can’t you sell nans but you can sell zebras ?
