War Jokes

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.


Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.


My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."


How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.