Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him

He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade

What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

What was Stephen Hawking’s favourite TV show?

Robot Wars.

How did Hitler tie is tiny little shoesies?

With tiny little Nazis.

Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader’s son. Palpatine: Knew it.

Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!

So some ants in a colony go to war. they want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants. they start barging into home’s to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home and the lady-ant goes “Hey. why are you here? Can you please leave?” One of the ants reply with “I’m sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house”

What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!

How does an American know that his time has come? He starts hearing Vietnamese.