Old

Anonymous

My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him

He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade

Grandpa

Anonymous

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

America

The Algerien

Do u know why God created wars ? to teach Americans geography

Offensive

Anonymous

what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege

9

Number

Anonymous

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

4

Star Wars

a

What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda

Puns

Napoli

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

Star Wars

Anonymous

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

Darkness

Anonymous

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

5

Star Wars

Anonymous

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

Puns

Jake A. Gray

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

Animal

Anonymous

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

1

Start

ExtraChromosomes

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnam grandfather that world war 3 started

Feminist

Meninist

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

3

Communist

Anonymous

in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”

Star Wars

Anonymous

Rey: Join me Ben you don’t have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

Baby

watersharky

Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let’s celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate We’ve been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you know me then you know where to find me Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me Now live it up, live it up, live it up Baby pick it up, pick it up, pick it up And we gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that’s the way we like to play We gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that’s the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Turn it up I’ve been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it Make it or take it The point is we made it Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady And it’s not our fault that we have all the ladies But it’s hard to see these ladies when your middle name’s Equator All around the globe, matter fact see your later They’re great, we’re great at world war, dominators And we’re also some smooth operators, and we gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom That’s the way we like to play We gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that’s the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Turn it up Live it up (Live it up), don’t let life live you (Live you) It’s a good time (Good time), so we give you (Give you) Now live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up What you wanna do? I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Let’s celebrate Turn it up Let’s celebrate

Offensive

aussie mate

i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there

Star Wars

Yummy

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s greatest enemy?

The low ground

Star Wars

Obi Wan

What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panakin.