My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him

He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade

Do u know why God created wars ? to teach Americans geography

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnam grandfather that world war 3 started

i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s greatest enemy?

The low ground

i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there

Rey: Join me Ben you don’t have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.