War Jokes

Old

Anonymous

My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him

He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade

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The Algerien

in America

Do u know why God created wars ? to teach Americans geography

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Yaro_be

How is the business in Ukraine? Its booming

Idk

My grandpa peronaly killed 3 german pilots.

He was the whorst mechanic luftwafe had.

Number

Anonymous

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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Offensive

Anonymous

what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege

Communist

Anonymous

in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade "refresh yourself with a cold war."

Anonymous

Osama Bin Laden is the best angry birds player of all time

Tirian2005

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone

\_(**)_/ or :)

Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater

ExtraChromosomes

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnam grandfather that world war 3 started

Napoli

in Puns

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

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Animal

Anonymous

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

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Die

Anonymous

What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien

Fight

Anonymous

what war did africa not win? The water fight

imcool cus pro

what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS

JokeeMagee

What did a gay Indian use as a weapons of war? A rain-bow

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Rata

in North Korea

When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

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Meninist

in Feminist

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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Grandpa

Anonymous

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.