War Jokes

My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him

He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade

Do u know why God created wars ? to teach Americans geography

what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege

Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater

How is the business in Ukraine? Its booming

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"

What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnam grandfather that world war 3 started

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade "refresh yourself with a cold war."

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

when the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villian

...me watching a world war 2 documetary

i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there