War Jokes

My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him

He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade

Do u know why God created wars ? to teach Americans geography

How is the business in Ukraine? Its booming

My grandpa peronaly killed 3 german pilots.

He was the whorst mechanic luftwafe had.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege

in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade "refresh yourself with a cold war."

Osama Bin Laden is the best angry birds player of all time

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone

Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnam grandfather that world war 3 started

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien

what war did africa not win? The water fight

what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS

What did a gay Indian use as a weapons of war? A rain-bow

When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.