War

War Jokes

My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him

He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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when the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villian

...me watching a world war 2 documetary

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

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What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone