War

War Jokes

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.