Old

Anonymous

My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him

He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade

America

The Algerien

Do u know why God created wars ? to teach Americans geography

Grandpa

Anonymous

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

Offensive

Anonymous

what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege

9

Number

Anonymous

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

4

Star Wars

a

What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda

Puns

Napoli

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

3

Communist

Anonymous

in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”

Star Wars

Anonymous

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

Animal

Anonymous

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

1

Start

ExtraChromosomes

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnam grandfather that world war 3 started

Orphan

Anonymous 69

i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance

Darkness

Anonymous

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

6

Feminist

Meninist

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

4

Star Wars

Yummy

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s greatest enemy?

The low ground

Offensive

aussie mate

i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there

Star Wars

Anonymous

Rey: Join me Ben you don’t have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

Star Wars

Anonymous

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

Star Wars

Anonymous

Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!

Puns

Jake A. Gray

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.