War Jokes

Anonymous
in Old

My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him

He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade

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Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater

The Algerien
in America

Do u know why God created wars ? to teach Americans geography

Anonymous
in Offensive

what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege

Anonymous
in Star Wars

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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Anonymous

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

Yaro_be

How is the business in Ukraine? Its booming

in Orphan

what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? “I am your father”

Anonymous 69
in Orphan

i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance

a
in Star Wars

What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda

Anonymous
in Communist

in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”

Anonymous

women need to be in the kitchen

Anonymous
in Animal

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

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ExtraChromosomes

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnam grandfather that world war 3 started

Napoli
in Puns

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

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Meninist
in Feminist

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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Anonymous

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

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Anonymous
in Star Wars

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

Yummy
in Star Wars

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s greatest enemy?

The low ground

aussie mate
in Offensive

i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there