My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him
He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade
War Jokes
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
Do u know why God created wars ? to teach Americans geography
what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
How is the business in Ukraine? Its booming
what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? “I am your father”
i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance
What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
women need to be in the kitchen
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnam grandfather that world war 3 started
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s greatest enemy?
The low ground
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there