War Jokes

Anonymous
in Old

My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him

He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade

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The Algerien
in America

Do u know why God created wars ? to teach Americans geography

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Anonymous
in Offensive

what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege

\_(**)_/ or :)

Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater

Yaro_be

How is the business in Ukraine? Its booming

Anonymous

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

Anonymous
in Star Wars

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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in Orphan

what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"

a
in Star Wars

What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda

Yummy
in Star Wars

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground

Anonymous

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

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Anonymous 69
in Orphan

i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance

ExtraChromosomes

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnam grandfather that world war 3 started

Napoli
in Puns

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

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Anonymous
in Animal

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

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Anonymous
in Communist

in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade "refresh yourself with a cold war."

Meninist
in Feminist

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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Anonymous
in Star Wars

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

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when the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villian

...me watching a world war 2 documetary

aussie mate
in Offensive

i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there