My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him
He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade
Do u know why God created wars ? to teach Americans geography
How is the business in Ukraine? Its booming
Osama Bin Laden is the best angry birds player of all time
My grandpa peronaly killed 3 german pilots.
He was the whorst mechanic luftwafe had.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
what do you call 6 gay men going to war ? rainbow 6 siege
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade "refresh yourself with a cold war."
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnam grandfather that world war 3 started
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
to do list
Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien
Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant, he tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, ‘can I have a discount, I served in the war’ the waitress says ‘Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?’ ‘Nein’ said the old man.
what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of. You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
