Hand

Anonymous

My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him

He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade

Number

Anonymous

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

Grandpa

Anonymous

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

Puns

Napoli

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

Car

a

What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda

Guy

Anonymous

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

Octopus

Anonymous

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

Man

Anonymous

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

Puns

Jake A. Gray

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

Difference

Meninist

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

Star

Anonymous

Rey: Join me Ben you don’t have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

Sister

Anonymous

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!

Star

Anonymous

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

Tie

B-rett

How did Hitler tie is tiny little shoesies?

With tiny little Nazis.

Star

Loan Yoda

Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!

Puns

0xFFA715

What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan

Die

WHY DUDE

Why did hitler die? he got hit by ler

Kid

Anonymous

I’m telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution

Star

Anonymous

Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8 -Yoda

Star

Loan Yoda

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

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