War Jokes

My Grandfather never threw anything away, bless him

He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade


My grandpa peronaly killed 3 german pilots.

He was the whorst mechanic luftwafe had.

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.


Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.

An old man walks to a busy restaurant, he tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, ‘can I have a discount, I served in the war’ the waitress says ‘Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?’ ‘Nein’ said the old man.

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of. You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.