What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
An ASSassin
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a pun. "Assassin" sounds like "ass, eh?" which is a fancy word for butt. It's funny because butts don't usually kill people, unless you're talking about some really bad gas, which, knowing you, might be the case!