Violence jokes
Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.
Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
What is the best way to deal with bullies?
You shoot them.
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"