Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer? Helen Killer
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife? I woke up Chris breezy
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals? Guns only have one trigger
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke? Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds," so I shot him in the nuts.
Now we wait...
Mr.beast challenge in Memphis be like last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars
Rapeboat has 6 fingers on each hand an 1 big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding
Whats the difference btwn football and rape? Women don't like football.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
Dave got a new job at the suicide hotline.
The manager shows him to his desk and Dave has a seat.
The manager says, "Remember! Your job is to make sure that the person at the other end of the line does not kill himself, no matter what! That's the one thing you have to do!"
Dave says "No problem! I will do exactly what you just told me!" and the manager leaves him to his job.
A few minutes, later Dave's phone rings.
"Hello?" Dave answers. No response for a few seconds, then a voice appears.
"My wife cheated on me," a man says. The man on the other end of the line is clearly depressed.
"I'm sorry to hear that," Dave says.
"I found out that she's been doing it for months; she says I don't treat her well enough. She's filing for divorce and threatening to take the kids from me. I don't know what to do. I just took up drinking and gambling, the pain goes away at first but it always comes back. I don't think I can even afford to see a psychiatrist; money is tight as it always is. I wish I could manage my finances better... I just don't see any way out. I think the only thing I can do that makes sense is to just kill myself."
Dave pauses for a moment, thinks, and then he asks:
"Wouldn't it make more sense to kill her?"
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red and black and white and white and black and red and red and black and red and white and black and red and red and red and red?
A penguin in a blender.
You do 1 line, you're not a crack head You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic But I murder 1 person...
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
