I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!