Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
Q. What's funnier than an AISH worker getting raped?
A. An AISH worker getting gang raped.
Rape is always unequivocally wrong.
Unless it's an AISH worker. Then you give her anal.
I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.