Violence

Violence Jokes

I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.

He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!