Violence jokes
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
There is no meme, Whip out your cock
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window?
A baby in the microwave.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A guy is due to meet his friends for drinks at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.
The guy says, "Well, you won't believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her."
The friends are cheering and one friend asks, "So... did you get any head?"
The guy replies, "No, I couldn't find it."
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.