Violence jokes

I'm a rapist.

I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.

Three men are traveling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while, but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, they suddenly stumble across a tent, and inside are three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny, too, so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince, and these three women were his wives, so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is:

The guy says, "I'm a fireman."

The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!"

The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range."

The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!"

The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."

My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.

I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.

My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.

Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.

Why do school shooters have the best shots?

They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...

How many kids does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.