Chess Jokes

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen

How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/

They lost two towers.

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost two towers.

Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side

Why are Americans so bad at chess

They lost 2 towers

Why do Americans suck at chess... because they lost two towers

why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.

why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

why can't Americans play chess

because they're missing two towers

Why can't Biden play chess?

Because he doesn't have the towers

How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

Why is USA so bad at chess

Because they already lost two towers

why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win

Why do Americans suck at chess.......... they already lost two towers