Why can't the USA and England play chess?"
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers
Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
Why is UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
why cant amarica play chess? threre missing two towers
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
