Chess Jokes

Anonymous
in Sexist

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor

Anonymous

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen

Gummybears

How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/

They lost two towers.

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Anonymous

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

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Anonymous

Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost two towers.

Anonymous

Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.

Cracra
in Michael Jackson

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side

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Anonymous

Why are Americans so bad at chess

They lost 2 towers

The pp enlarger

Why do Americans suck at chess... because they lost two towers

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.

Tojo

why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

ya boy

why can't Americans play chess

because they're missing two towers

Bruh

Why can't Biden play chess?

Because he doesn't have the towers

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Anonymous

How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

Overwatch_Gamer321
in Puns

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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Anonymous

Why is USA so bad at chess

Because they already lost two towers

the gay potato king

why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers

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Chess player

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win

Anonymous
in America

Why do Americans suck at chess.......... they already lost two towers

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