Suicide Bomber jokes
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.