What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work…
He’s a suicide bomber.
A suicide bomber’s biggest fear is dying alone
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Where do suicide bombers go?..Everywhere.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
I talked to a future suicide bomber, I told him, “ISIS ain’t got Sh** on me because I Planted a bomb and lived.”
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits the blow up
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car
A: A suicide bomber
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park .