Suicide Bomber Jokes

Anonymous
in Iran

where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!

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Anonymous
in Dwarf

What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper

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Anonymous

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work…

He’s a suicide bomber.

Anonymous

what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb

Bashar Al Assad

A suicide bomber’s biggest fear is dying alone

Oscarrocks

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

Anonymous

Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.

Anonymous

How many fingers am I holding up?

Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.

Comedy Gold

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.

What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don’t get picked.

AspinWolf76

Where do suicide bombers go?..Everywhere.

Pauly

What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?

Til death do we park .

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what did the bomber say the the jet?

sorry bro, I gotta bomb. WAIT NO-

What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide actually does something when triggered.

me

i dont want to die alone… that is why i am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!

Binkyblob47

I talked to a future suicide bomber, I told him, “ISIS ain’t got Sh** on me because I Planted a bomb and lived.”

Anonymously
in Difference

What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits the blow up

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car

A: A suicide bomber

Anonymous

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered

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Why can we see or sense kamikazes’ bombs?

They’re out of plane sight.