Dwarf

Anonymous

What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper

Die

Anonymous

where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!

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Dad

Anonymous

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work…

He’s a suicide bomber.

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Die

Bashar Al Assad

A suicide bomber’s biggest fear is dying alone

Dad

Anonymous

Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.

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Bomber

AspinWolf76

Where do suicide bombers go?..Everywhere.

Common

Anonymous

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered

Finger

Anonymous

How many fingers am I holding up?

Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.

Bomb

Binkyblob47

I talked to a future suicide bomber, I told him, “ISIS ain’t got Sh** on me because I Planted a bomb and lived.”

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Game

Oscarrocks

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

Difference

Anonymously

What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits the blow up

Car

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car

A: A suicide bomber

Park

Pauly

What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?

Til death do we park .