Butt Jokes

IG @Bennyysbanter

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread em?

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Anonymous
in Puns

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

Anonymous
in Puns

Someone butt dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.

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BenAnonymous

What did one butt check say to the other? “Between you and me it stinks in here”

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Buttcheek

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek Together we can stop this shit

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Addison

Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said “Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion”. The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣

papyrus

the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK

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Anonymous

Why did the bum get a slap ?

Because it was being to cheeky

Anonymous

What medicine do you take when your butt hurts ANSWER: assprin

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ŦØҲIC ZØmbI3

2 old people sitting on a bench one turns to the other and says my butt fell asleep the other says yep i heard it snore a couple of times

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Gay Pig

A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?“ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”

Anonymous
in Cannibal

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

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Hideous Monk

If Italy attacked France from the rear,.,.,…,. . Would Greece help!

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ethan

[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope

Anonymous

What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!

Anonymous

Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone “No” So the man says “ok let’s go camping”

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John Michael
in Yo mama

Yo mama is so stupid she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “ i’ve got the power “

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What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.

RB

I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.

Anonymous

If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?

Euro-peein