[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope

If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?

Euro-peein

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?“ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”

Someone butt dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.

Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks

2 old people sitting on a bench one turns to the other and says my butt fell asleep the other says yep i heard it snore a couple of times

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

why do ducks have feathers? so you don’t see their buttquack* (crack)

the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK

[God creating bees] God: putt a needel on their butt Angel: come on god wha- God: make its puke delicious Angel: wtf

Yo mama is so stupid she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “ i’ve got the power “

What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse’s butt?

An Amish Mechanic.

Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone “No” So the man says “ok let’s go camping”

Someone butt dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover there butt quack

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his butt.

yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her face then at her butt and said Twins!

Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke…

Butt fuck it