Butt jokes
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What medicine do you take when your butt hurts?
Answer: Assprin.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.