Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread em?
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Why did the bum get a slap ?
Because it was being to cheeky
What did one butt check say to the other? “Between you and me it stinks in here”
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek Together we can stop this shit
the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.Dad: Rubing on the horse’s chest and butt.Little Johnny: what are you doing? Dad: checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it. Little Johnny: Oh well I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
2 old people sitting on a bench one turns to the other and says my butt fell asleep the other says yep i heard it snore a couple of times
What medicine do you take when your butt hurts ANSWER: assprin
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion". The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?" The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore."
If Italy attacked France from the rear,.,.,.....,. . Would Greece help!
Yo mama is so stupid she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “ i’ve got the power “
Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone "No" So the man says "ok let's go camping"
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?
Nut in the butt
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
