The 200+ Best Butt Jokes

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread em?

Why did the bum get a slap ?

Because it was being to cheeky

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek Together we can stop this shit

the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK

What did one butt check say to the other? “Between you and me it stinks in here”

Once there was a man. A man who had a butt. Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job. But just before the boss was going to hire him he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over the man screamed and jumped out the window. He didn't get the job

Someone butt dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.

2 old people sitting on a bench one turns to the other and says my butt fell asleep the other says yep i heard it snore a couple of times

Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion". The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣

what do you call a dinosaur with a butt.........a but asurus

What planet has a butt? Uranus!

Your mother is so fast she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack

Is butt check one word or do I have to spread it

What medicine do you take when your butt hurts ANSWER: assprin

Yo mama is so stupid she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “ i’ve got the power “

If Italy attacked France from the rear,.,.,.....,. . Would Greece help!

This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.

Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.Dad: Rubing on the horse’s chest and butt.Little Johnny: what are you doing? Dad: checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it. Little Johnny: Oh well I think the mall man wants to buy mom.