Violence jokes
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Bye bye Jerry!
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Watersharky pega Gwen.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"