There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel - Crackling of fire - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you - Cats purring
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED)
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
a stab wound
Murder is the same as suicide except the other person is doing it for you
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
Hellen keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
People judge me because im quiet
no one plans a massacre out loud
I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
