what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
It's not rape if she doesn't say no
Two options: - Chloroform - Duct Tape
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke? Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel - Crackling of fire - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you - Cats purring
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED)
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
a stab wound
Murder is the same as suicide except the other person is doing it for you
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
Hellen keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
People judge me because im quiet
no one plans a massacre out loud
I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.
