Anger jokes
I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.