Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them...
But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them. He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call an Angry Texan?
a Confederate leader
Whenever you're mad just punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
why was the T-rex so angry?You would be angry too,if you’re arms were to short to masterbaute.
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells who the fuck fucked my wife. The bartender answers "Mate you ain't got enough bullets."
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".
What do you call your angry french aunt
A crossaunt
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
I was studying in Turin and my professor told me I had to use PENS only. I looked in my bag for pens and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you Penaldo!
