Violence jokes
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
Memes
only if i had a gun DAMN
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
Rape victims suck, literally.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.