Violence

Violence jokes

Woman

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

Hand

What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

School

Roses are red, I reload fast...

I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!

Gun

Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈

Girl

How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.

Stone

Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.

Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.

Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.

Orphan

If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Dog

One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.

Barney

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

Bike

Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.

Death

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.

And into a children's birthday party.

Abortion

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

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  • Bomb

    My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

    Wife

    How do you save your wife from drowning?

    Take your foot off her neck.