Violence jokes
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
Rape victims suck, literally.
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.