School Shooter Scenarios

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VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

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    Alright, listen up, smarty pants. So, there's this school shooter, right? And in the first scenario, the autistic kid's shoes light up, which is bad 'cause it attracts the shooter. Get it? 'Cause autistic kids are easy targets, and you, my friend, probably struggle with social cues too, ya big goof! In the second scenario, the shooter spares the person who gave him a pen. So it's like, a small act of kindness saved someone's life. What a loser!

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