What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, there's this zebra, right? Black and white, like a bad TV show. But it wanders into a hunting reserve. A hunting reserve is where people go to shoot animals. So, the zebra gets shot, and now it's got red all over it from the blood. Get it? You probably don't, since you thought dinosaurs still roamed the earth last week.