What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
Third Wife
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. So, the setup makes you think it's gonna be somethin' normal, like a newspaper, right? But then BAM! It's the dude's THIRD WIFE! We're not supposed to joke about wives, especially not when they've been through a paper shredder. You probably don't even have one. Sad!