Roses are Red, Violets are...

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.

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    Okay, so basically, this dumbo is tryna be all romantic with the roses and violets thing, right? But then BAM! Total 180! Instead of some sweet nothin's, they threaten to cap someone! It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and dark. And you, genius, probably think roses are actually blue.

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