I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
edward scissor hands: why is it that every time i touch someone they get ofended? kids: cause your a physco path
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gunna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘ re re‘ and your like ‘ re re ‘ yourself motherf*ucker and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SUPRIZE the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
Pokemon:What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
is it just me or ever body has a Darkside like a psycho side and then you act like crazy for some reason
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat
How do crazy people get through a forest? They take the psycho-path!
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3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
