Isaac Newton jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.

How does an apple fall from a tree?

I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.