Isaac Newton jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.

How does an apple fall from a tree?

I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

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What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.

When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.

Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.