Isaac Newton jokes
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
