Isaac Newton jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.

How does an apple fall from a tree?

I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.

It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.