Isaac Newton

Isaac Newton Jokes

Baby

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Baby

What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.

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  • Dad

    What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

    Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

    Kidnapping

    What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

    Isaac Newton died a virgin.