Isaac Newton jokes
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Memes
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
