Aggression

Aggression Jokes

Rape

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

Cake

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"

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  • Math

    Maths...

    ....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

    Insult

    Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

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  • Math test

    So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.

    Dragon

    Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.

    Teacher

    So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.

    1 hour before:

    So let me get...

    Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!

    Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*

    Dino nuggies

    If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.

    Feminist

    What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

    The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

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  • Nazi

    Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

    Johnny

    Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.

    He won’t stand against the three of us!

    Violence

    A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"

    Door

    The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.

    Peace

    Hitler only wanted peace.

    A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.