Aggression jokes

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.

Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.

So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.

1 hour before:

So let me get...

Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!

Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*

What's brown and hurts your teeth?

A chocolate?

No. A baseball bat in my hands.

If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.

He won’t stand against the three of us!

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression.

A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"

The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.

A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”