What do you call a low budget terrorist attack? 7/11
THE TERRORIST
Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He was actually quite funny... He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out)
Study tip: laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears
Roses are read romance is dead everyday i suffer from existential dread
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention? Don't get carried away.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?
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What's suicide bombers' biggest fear? Dying alone
Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed? Dial-ISIS
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self control