What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
Blender Baby
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smarty. This joke is funny because it starts with a messed up premise about blending a baby. Then it gets worse because the joke teller admits they were masturbating instead of rescuing the baby. You probably eat boogers too, don't you?