Violence jokes
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
Memes
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gonna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘re re‘ and you're like ‘re re’ yourself, motherfucker, and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SURPRISE, the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
She said no, so I raped her.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!