Violence jokes
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Welcome to David's Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!