Violence jokes
Welcome to David's Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
Memes
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.