Violence jokes
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gonna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘re re‘ and you're like ‘re re’ yourself, motherfucker, and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SURPRISE, the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
Vote for the better joke!
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
She said no, so I raped her.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."