*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”
How do you start a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops
When the school shooter misses you but you gotta play it off;
😐😑
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
