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Accident

Jaxon Holmes

I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.

Kid

Anonymous

When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

Priest

Anonymous

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

Shooter

Nameless

What’s a school shooters favorite anime

Assassination classroom

Kid

Bob

When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”

Shooting

Anonymous

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks

Kid

Anonymous

When the school shooters finally leaves your class room but then the autistic kid next you sketchers light up

Shooter

Yeet

What is a school shooter’s favorite animal??

A Desert Eagle

Kid

Anonymous

Teacher: I’m sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I’ll show you my own 74 Classroom: visible panic

Kid

Anonymous

When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism

Shooter

Phillipshead

We don’t have school shooters we have special ed breeches

Shooter

Anonymous

What’s a school shooter’s favourite flower?

Columbine

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Kid

I'm gay

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.

Shooting

imma shoot up my school

why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway

Nut

Hitler

a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone

Kid

Anonymous

Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern

Shooting

Anonymous

what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.

Shooter

I comment weird stuff

Hippity hoppity the school shooter spotted me

Shooting

Anonymous

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience

Paper

Anonymous

This isn’t a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

Shooter

dumbguy

What do you call a Circus Show? A School shooter

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