School Shooter jokes
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.