Priest

Anonymous

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

Shooter

demiurge

Remember, kids: the school shooter can’t get you if YOU are the shooter.

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Shooter

Nameless

What’s a school shooters favorite anime

Assassination classroom

Light

Anonymous

When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

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Accident

Jaxon Holmes

I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.

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Shooting

Anonymous

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks

Shooter

School Shooter Memes

When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

Shooter

Bob

When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”

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Time

School Shooter Memes

When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

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Guy

School Shooter Memes

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

People

School Shooter Memes

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Shooter

School Shooter Memes

When the school shooter misses you but you gotta play it off;

😐😑

Fat

School Shooter Memes

When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

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Door

School Shooter Memes

When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it

Gun

School Shooter Memes

When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.

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Anonymous

When the school shooters finally leaves your class room but then the autistic kid next you sketchers light up

Gun

School Shooter Memes

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺 DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”

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Eagle

Yeet

What is a school shooter’s favorite animal??

A Desert Eagle

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Shooter

School Shooter Memes

When you’re banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.

Month

School Shooter Memes

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.