School Shooter jokes
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.
The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.