I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What’s a school shooters favorite anime
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks
When the school shooters finally leaves your class room but then the autistic kid next you sketchers light up
What is a school shooter’s favorite animal??
A Desert Eagle
Teacher: I’m sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I’ll show you my own 74 Classroom: visible panic
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
We don’t have school shooters we have special ed breeches
What’s a school shooter’s favourite flower?
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.
why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway
a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone
Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
Hippity hoppity the school shooter spotted me
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience
This isn’t a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
What do you call a Circus Show? A School shooter