I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.
What’s a school shooters favorite anime
Assassination classroom
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
When the school shooter misses you but you gotta play it off;
😐😑
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
What's a school shooter's favourite flower?
Columbine
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom and you look at your friend cause it’s the kid you predicted
What is a school shooter's favorite animal??
A Desert Eagle
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
