School Shooter jokes
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."