School Shooter

School Shooter Jokes

Classroom

When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

Anime

What's a school shooter's favorite anime?

Assassination Classroom.

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  • Time

    When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.

    People

    When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

    Light Bulb

    What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?

    They both light up the room.

    Kid

    When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

    Kid

    Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

    Miss

    When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.

    😐😑

    School

    When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.

    School

    When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."

    Classroom

    When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.

    School

    When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.

    Shooter

    A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.

    The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.

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  • Classroom

    When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."

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  • Fire Alarm

    When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

    Autistic kid

    When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

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