School Shooter jokes
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.
The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.