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Rip Jokes

When I was younger i went to an indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the Cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly". So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.

Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

Rip k. When they have a party, their racist. When they hang out with ys, their mean.

When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....