RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.

Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.

Guy 2: Is it a hard life?

Guy: Yup

Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL

Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game”

Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

We will miss ya bud… (cyndagoooooooo)

jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

What do you call a bad amputation?

A rip off.

RIP boiled water, you will be mist.

RIP Stephan Hawking who was buried today…he did always love black holes.

Velcro is such a rip-off

What do you call a cheap circumcisim, a rip off

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn’t lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked “You’re hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?” The boy hesitated, then said “Getting ripped, wanna join me?” as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. “Why not?” he finally said.

A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid

Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)

Daniel commited suicide five years ago today…

Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?

Rip Van Tinkle

Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking…

Abandon ship!

Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they’re forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, “So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot.”

im bone dry in material but i have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes after i tell you all these rib ticklers you will have a bone to pick with if you didn’t find that funny you outta rip my spine out

What’s more fun than nailing a baby to the floor Ripping it off with a kick

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph his beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.

It’s so sad how Stephen hawking was just rolling to far away from the outlet RIP :(

I drew a picture of Colby

Too bad it got ripped up 😢