When I was younger i went to an indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the Cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly". So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
You know that i drink water right? I drink water bc of i am water water is water
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
up into the sky so very far here comes Dr. Seuss ALLAHU AKBAR, at the ripe old age of 97 he committed 9/11
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?".The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off.".
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
RIP Stephan Hawking who was buried today.......he did always love black holes.
Velcro is such a rip-off
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.
RIP Harambe
That joke and paper have one thing in common they're both tearable
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P
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"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner
