This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
HEHA
Bill was on a hill. What a hill billy.
Why did stephen Hawking make it to heaven? He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
when you send ur girl a dick pic but she says its small. so you text back and say: "enjoy the little things".
What is a pedophiles favorite job?
The mall santa.
What do lezbians do when they have a problem, they finger it out.
Wives are like grenades... – Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
oof.
what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? your father.
when you kill people in a war its perfectly fine but when its a school everyone has a problem with it wth.
Idk why my blind kid is crying. but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.