What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan? One baby in three trashcans.
Joyboy
What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One at the bottom that's still alive. What's worse than that? Its forced to eat its way out. What's even worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
Why are Helen Keller's hands crippled? From reading stop signs going 50 miles an hour.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh".
How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave? I don't know I close my eyes when I masturbate.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?