Black Eyes

  • What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, smarty. The joke implies the woman was already told something and then got beat up for it, hence the black eyes. So, telling her anything else would probably result in more black eyes, you walnut.

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