Its sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as- wild dogs
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. -- The odds were against me.
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target? The drone guy didn't know either.
So my dad said to me and my sister don't fight but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Some times I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
You the bomb! No, you the bomb! A compliment in america, an argument in afghanistan
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
