Conflict jokes
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Imagine being mad over for me asking to not talk to eachother😭
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!