Conflict

Conflict Jokes

Family

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

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  • Science

    Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

    A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

    Emo kid

    When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

    Memes

    Cheat

    How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.

    Dictionary

    I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

    ...so I threw a dictionary at him.

    Drone

    What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

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  • Odds

    I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

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  • Fight

    What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

    Alien vs Predator.

    Emo kid

    The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

    Explosion

    I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

    In an explosion.

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  • Airstrike

    What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

    They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

    World War 2

    When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

    Me watching a World War 2 documentary.