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Lostin Flowers

Bye bye Jerry!

A gray cat holding a weapon is sitting in front of a mouse hole. The text says, "It was on that day Tom had enough of Jerry's shit."

Chri5

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A screenshot of a Wikipedia page titled "List of school massacres", with a note saying "This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it", below it is a picture of Barry B. Benson, from the movie Bee Movie, making a strange, almost maniacal face.

Chri5

Brass Mcknuckles.

A hand is holding a pair of golden brass knuckles in the shape of the McDonald's arches. Below the image is a text: "they're going to be mcfreakin sorry now".

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a smiling man and woman wearing bike helmets. Text above them reads: "Roses are Red, Sandwich is Grilled". Text below them reads: "Millennial Couple Bikes Through ISIS Territory to Prove 'Humans Are Kind' and Gets Killed."

Chri5

No one.

Roshambo

The image consists of four panels of a person. In the first panel, the person states, "I don't really have any strong opinions on anything." In the second panel, another person says, "The super mario bros super show is not good." In the third panel, the first person is now visibly shocked, and in the fourth panel, the first person is now holding a gun.

Erichh

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Galokin

The image shows a four-panel reaction image of Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala. The first panel shows Anakin smiling with text saying "I love beating children". In the second panel Padmé looks happy with the text "in a game right?". The third panel shows a more serious face from Anakin. The fourth panel shows Padmé with a worried look and the text "in a game... right?".

Anonymous

For Da Boys

A man looks unimpressed with the text 'The coach when he walks into the boy's locker room and sees them literally killing each other. Boys will be boys.'

Heroin Monkey

A meme with text at the top and a blurry image of Spongebob Squarepants looking downward at the bottom. The text says, "Furries when the wolf in the woods starts ripping them apart and eating their organs instead of having hot gay anal sex with them."

Madballs

The image shows a two-panel meme using Winnie the Pooh. The top panel shows Winnie the Pooh with a somewhat bored expression. The text next to him reads, "Abortion." The bottom panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a tuxedo with a pleased expression. The text next to him reads, "Spawn kill."

Angel_Izzy

The image shows a poorly drawn, orange Lorax character with an angry expression. Above the character it says, "I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees." Below it says, "the trees speak Vietnamese." And at the bottom it says, "AND IF you question ME, I'll BREAK UR KNEES."

Manga fan

meme:

The image shows a dialogue between a teacher and a student about cake. The teacher poses a math problem, and the student gives increasingly aggressive answers, ending with "10 and a dead body". The image includes anime characters and the text "PROBLEM?".

Chri5

Who would have guessed

The image shows a pink hand holding a fishing license. The license has a photo of Patrick Star wearing a yellow rain jacket and a green hat, while holding a purple fish. Above the image it says: 'Patrick is legally allowed to kill'. The license text is: 'FISHING LICENSE', 'First name: PATRICK', 'Last name: STAR'. The signature reads 'Patrick'.

Willy b

The image shows the back of a brown hoodie. The design on the back has a stylized American flag with red stripes and a text saying 'All faster than dialing 911' written in white. To the right, there is a list of bullet calibers next to their respective bullet shape.

Heroin Monkey

Two signs side-by-side are shown. The first sign on the left shows a gun with a circle and line through it and the text 'All weapons are prohibited on these premises.' The sign on the right shows a silhouette of a person holding a gun with the text 'The next person who shoots up the school is double gay.' above the silhouette, the text is above it.

help me please im being abused

The image shows a news headline saying "KKK Leaders Started Stabbing Each Other Over Argument About Who's The Most Racist" and below it, a mugshot of a man with black eyes. Underneath there is the text "Klash of Klans"

Tsukuyomi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

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Sharpness V belt

A cartoon image of Squidward from Spongebob with wide eyes and mouth open. The text reads: "Minecraft fans when their dad whips out his sharpness V belt" and a comment reads: "I have a van enchanted with lure III".

🎧Lilly🌟

A cartoon image of Spiderman with his hand raised as if in question. The text reads: "Does Spiderman have to slap a bitch?"

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