What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
I cannot believe no ones come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'M WIPED!!!"
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe? He found that he had a piece in his sole!!
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock A: a man!
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces
A blind man handed me a piece of paper it said "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽" I have no idea how he knew.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
If you drop an emo out and a piece of paper out of a tree you know what will hit the floor first. The paper because the rope will stop the emo
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex
They become in-bread
A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife .After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room .There they were having a grand ole until the Rancher’s wife walks in .The Hunter looks at her and says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there”,The Rancher replied “(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke)You’ve never been so right in your life ,honey why don’t show our guest your tits”,.She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast.After he gets a good gander he says “Nice”,then Rancher shouted “show em yer peker now Hon”,.She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny ,and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his .Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out “What in Sam Hill is that!!”,and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.