Syndrome

Syndrome Jokes

Dog name

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"

Midget

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

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  • Down Syndrome

    Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.

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  • School Shooter

    When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."

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  • Band

    Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

    A. System of a Down's syndrome.

    Down Syndrome

    I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

    Down Syndrome

    People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

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  • Dog

    I have a dog named Syndrome.

    But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

    Ice Cream

    A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

    The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂

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  • Down Syndrome

    How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?

    They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.

    Space

    I parked in a disabled space today...

    ...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”