Syndrome jokes

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.

When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."

Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

A. System of a Down's syndrome.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?

Mash potato.

What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.

What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!

People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?

A baked potato.

I parked in a disabled space today...

...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?

Vegetable soup.

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂