Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
what do you call a blank piece of paper?
womens rights.
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper it said "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽" I have no idea how he knew.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex
They become in-bread
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
I cannot believe no ones come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
I want to be like pizza so i can get cut into 8 pieces
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph his beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife, what she was doing, she said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle, it's supposed to be a tiger but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "honey those are frosted flakes."
