Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals, they are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit, they go in and the first man comes out with a peach, he is instructed to shove it in his ass and if he laughs he will be killed, he tries and dies, the second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same, when the two meet at the pearly gates the first man says, i had a peach, there fuzzy, you had a grape whats your excuse? "Well i was doing fine until I say jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple.
a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn't come back in one piece
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
I wanted another piece of pizza.... but she said I could only have One Piece.
i told my friend to watch naruto, it's been a week since i've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
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donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. if im a donut the hole used to be where i put my feeling and happiness. but people snatch it away from me. anyway,can someone put a hole in my physical body too? i kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for ace from one piece
Dog the dog and maggie were frightened of her and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor jokes and maggie was walking i was going to off the road to the city hall to see her and her and I said that the only one piece dress for women readymade rb collection as he was walking in the city and maggie was a little bit more on the side of it
