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What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together? They both love hot dogs
a hot dog and a banana had a race who won
the WIENER
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
i pushed a dog into a fire and said "hot dog"
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything."
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
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One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
Mustard
Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
what did the hot dog say to the condom.? hotdog condom style.
I told my mom do you want to see a magic trick she said yes. I said you are going to have hot dog and cream pie together. My mom said no I'm not, but I told my mom I'm going to need your assistance. First I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attach to me which she did, the next minute my mom has a cream pie over here face. Then I told my mom you see you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together. Then my mom said when you are you right you are right.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread
Glizzy
my mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog
Q: Why couldn't the Queer wist eating his hot dog? A: Because it tasted like shit.
