Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?

A: The honor roll

a hot dog and a banana had a race who won


A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says “Make me one with everything.”

Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog!

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They’re usually in bread

Q: Why couldn’t the Queer wist eating his hot dog? A: Because it tasted like shit.