wanna hear a joke? my life
bruh
what do you call a priest that graduated from law school
father in law
Yo mama so fat when she went on the weighing scale it said to be continued
what do you call an emo that crossed a road. Roadkill
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test
stop sign: if you speed ill call your parents orphans: going 180
Ur mom is just like Rapunzel but instead of letting down her hair she lets everyone down!!!! OHHHHH
* shotguns in a nutshell * 2B: MUST. 4B:ADD. 6B:MORE. 12B:*B A R R E L S* * and that's how multi barrel shotguns were made. *
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least, the"roasting" that I did to you didn't burn to death
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
meme
What does nasa stand for
not another strong astronaut
cancer its just funny hahaha
break me a piece of that kit kat bar
bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh
yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said order order she said pizza