what do you call a priest that graduated from law school

father in law

Yo mama so fat when she went on the weighing scale it said to be continued

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test

Ur mom is just like Rapunzel but instead of letting down her hair she lets everyone down!!!! OHHHHH

* shotguns in a nutshell * 2B: MUST. 4B:ADD. 6B:MORE. 12B:*B A R R E L S* * and that's how multi barrel shotguns were made. *

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least, the"roasting" that I did to you didn't burn to death

yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said order order she said pizza