Insult jokes

Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅

You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.

John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.

What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

A person could build a playground with your mood swings.

How do you keep a moron in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.

Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."

A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."

I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.

Some dude called me a tool.

So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

Guess he was right :/

One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.

"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?

What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.

Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.

If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?