Insult jokes

Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅

A person could build a playground with your mood swings.

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.

How do you keep a moron in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."

John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.

I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.

What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?

You're a bish, and you are too!

Why do you stink?

Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.

What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?

Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.