Insult Jokes

aye
in Baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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Go fuck yourself cause I doubt anyone else will 💅

AH-64
in Chuck Norris

John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That’s why we can’t see him anymore.

You should should go back into the abortion bucket maybe you’ll find half a brain in there.

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I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

funny

What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. “Shut up you horny virgin”!

Greg C.

How do you keep a moron in suspense?..

Ill tell you tomorrow!

Pancake

You couldn’t spit out a good sentence even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.

Anonymous

A person could build a playground with your mood swings.

Ethan

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.

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Yo mama so fat when step on a scale it say to be continued

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

I’m sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer

Karnage

So 2 kids argued and insulted each other…

KID 1: Your dad left because he didn’t want you so why don’t you kill yourself?

KID 2: Well your dad already killed himself because he didn’t want you.

Anonymous
in Puns

my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone

Laila

why doesen’t laila in UHS need an insult???

Have a look at her faCE

Anonymous
in Bullying

A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”

Ron
in Group

One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer…but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. “I’m so sorry,” he declared! “I don’t know what came over me, and realize I shouldn’t have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way…what did the chicken do?” 🐔😂

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I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.