A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, thatâs the ugliest baby Iâve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: âThe driver just insulted me!â The man says: âYou go up there and tell him off. Go on, Iâll hold your monkey for you.â
Insult Jokes
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. Thatâs why we canât see him anymore.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. âShut up you horny virginâ!
How do you keep a moron in suspense?..
Ill tell you tomorrow!
You couldnât spit out a good sentence even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
Yo mama so fat when step on a scale it say to be continued
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: âUgh, thatâs the ugliest baby Iâve ever seen!â The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: âThe driver just insulted me!â The man says: âYou go up there and tell him off. Go on, Iâll hold your monkey for you.â
So 2 kids argued and insulted each otherâŚ
KID 1: Your dad left because he didnât want you so why donât you kill yourself?
KID 2: Well your dad already killed himself because he didnât want you.
my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone
why doesenât laila in UHS need an insult???
Have a look at her faCE
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bullyâs father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says âWhereâs my money you worthless old fart.â
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezerâŚbut after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. âIâm so sorry,â he declared! âI donât know what came over me, and realize I shouldnât have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the wayâŚwhat did the chicken do?â đđ
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.