Baby

aye

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Chuck Norris

AH-64

John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That’s why we can’t see him anymore.

Tomorrow

Greg C.

How do you keep a moron in suspense?..

Ill tell you tomorrow!

Virgin

funny

What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. “Shut up you horny virgin”!

Dad

Karnage

So 2 kids argued and insulted each other…

KID 1: Your dad left because he didn’t want you so why don’t you kill yourself?

KID 2: Well your dad already killed himself because he didn’t want you.

Alphabet

Pancake

You couldn’t spit out a good sentence even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.

Puns

Anonymous

my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone

Face

Laila

why doesen’t laila in UHS need an insult???

Have a look at her faCE

Bullying

Anonymous

A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”

Group

Ron

One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer…but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. “I’m so sorry,” he declared! “I don’t know what came over me, and realize I shouldn’t have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way…what did the chicken do?” 🐔😂

Face

Zzombee

Is your middle name fancy feast? Cause your face looks like a can of dog food

Dark Humor

Anonymous

“Hey kid why are you so fat” “Why did you insult him thats not nice” “It wont matter hes def”

Personal

J0K35

What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE

reddit king and q, i really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop, your obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes

If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?

Girl

Anonymous

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy’s dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your’s 🤣

Puns

you

a skeleton walk into a bar and said it takes “backbone” to mess with me and if you try to insult me i have thick skin.

Police

J0K35

It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released Frick Da Police, a diss track insulting Idubbbz’s Content Cop video on RiceGum

A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice’s house and spray painted Asian Jake Paul on the wall of the front of his house.

Rice went to “meet” Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.

“WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?”

Hours later, police found 4 suspects

“Explain”

Sus 1: I don’t vandalize

Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy

Sus 3: I fucking RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol

Sus 4: I eat bricks

Police: I know who RiceGum: Who? Police: ITS-

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Notice anything in the number crowd?

Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct