
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I am a youtuber and streamer, I play basically anything you can think of, Minecraft, Terraria, sometimes Roblox, and non-professional sports.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth; and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a cat.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.