What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn-yards
Why does g-unit and c-unit stands for ?gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
He’s not dead just his storage unit
What do u call an autistic army special forces
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What do u call a united cow? United Steaks
Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): How are you doing? Me, an autist: Pretty bad honestly. Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW? Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week, guess you could say it was a brief case
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency? Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
