Fat

Will de lad

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

Bullying

Anonymous

What did the cake say to the fork?

Do you want a piece of me!!!

Sadness

BlowUpGamer

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

Puns

Anonymous

No matter how much I love cake…

I would never dessert you.

Puns

Atom_Guy

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it

Animal

Alert bird

What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

Tier

Anonymous

I was at an emotional wedding, the cake was in tiers.

Puns

Anonymous

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

Puns

Tntkid+that guy

Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life

Fat

Anonymous

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

Fat

Anonymous

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

Sister

Ayyyyyy

Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

Sally

nina

why did sally get a black eye? Because she tried to play patty cake.

Wife

Mia

It was an emotional wedding even the cake was in tiers{if I explain it it will ruin the joke}

Scammer

Anonymous

Why did the cake say to the scammer? I’ll scamm u up!

Chocolate

J0K35

What is a rat’s favorite dessert?

A chocolate mousse cake

Angel

Daniel King

What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?

Angel food cake 🎂🥳

Difference

Anonymous

whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

About 5000 calories

Eating

Daniel King

Why did the students eat their homework 📚?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂

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