Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it
what is a ghost favorite cake? i scream cake!
I was at an emotional wedding, the cake was in tiers.
What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake
i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What's the difference between cake and pie
πr2, cake are round
What did the cake say to the fork?
Do you want a piece of me!!!
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish
do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework? A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!