Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

What did the cake say to the fork?

Do you want a piece of me!!!

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

No matter how much I love cake…

I would never dessert you.

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room

What’s the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

why did sally get a black eye? Because she tried to play patty cake.

It was an emotional wedding even the cake was in tiers{if I explain it it will ruin the joke}

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it

what is the best part about eating cake? your mom.

My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”

Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake. She died the next weekend.

The wedding was so emotional, Even the cake was in tiers.

Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.