Cake Jokes

Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑

do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish