Cake jokes
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!