Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it
what is a ghost favorite cake? i scream cake!
What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake
Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑
What did the cake say to the fork?
Do you want a piece of me!!!
What's the difference between cake and pie
πr2, cake are round
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
i only cut to find out if im real or cake
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters
What did hitler get for his birthday
A G.I Jew and a easy bake oven
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
haha derit oot saw ti esuaceb pu dnats ekib eht tndluoc yhw
do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
