Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

What did the cake say to the fork?

Do you want a piece of me!!!

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

No matter how much I love cake…

I would never dessert you.

What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake

I was at an emotional wedding, the cake was in tiers.

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it

What’s the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

why did sally get a black eye? Because she tried to play patty cake.

It was an emotional wedding even the cake was in tiers{if I explain it it will ruin the joke}

What is a rat’s favorite dessert?

A chocolate mousse cake

part 2 : he walks up to a stake and nails himself there. then he finds the knife and says someone to find a cake to celebrate his death. but everybody came. that was the sign that nobody loved him and thats how you know if people love you

What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?

Angel food cake 🎂🥳

How do you eat a cake?

With a fork!

Why did the students eat their homework 📚?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂

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