Will de lad
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish
do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework? A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?