Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

What did the cake say to the fork?

Do you want a piece of me!!!

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

No matter how much I love cake…

I would never dessert you.

Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

What’s the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room

why did sally get a black eye? Because she tried to play patty cake.

It was an emotional wedding even the cake was in tiers{if I explain it it will ruin the joke}

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it

What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake. She died the next weekend.

The wedding was so emotional, Even the cake was in tiers.

Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

About 5000 calories

Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.

Son: mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me ?

Mom: no that’s impossible

Son: but it is possible for your secret boyfriend right

Mom: no no please don’t tell your dad i will make a strawberry cake for you

Son: daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake so because of that i felt jealous ^_^

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