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Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

No matter how much I love cake…

I would never dessert you.

Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life

What’s the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

It was an emotional wedding even the cake was in tiers{if I explain it it will ruin the joke}

Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.

The wedding was so emotional, Even the cake was in tiers.

wen im sad i cut myslef…A PICE OF CAKE!!

what do you call sex. making cake

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said “you’ve got to be yolking me”

Whats the fastest cake? scon!