There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

What did the cake say to the fork?

Do you want a piece of me!!!

It was an emotional wedding even the cake was in tiers{if I explain it it will ruin the joke}

why did sally get a black eye? Because she tried to play patty cake.

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

No matter how much I love cake…

I would never dessert you.

Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake. She died the next weekend.

What’s the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life

whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

About 5000 calories

What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake

I was at an emotional wedding, the cake was in tiers.

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday

A Cake By The Ocean

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it

My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says,“What are you doing?” "Baking a cake." The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes. “Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING.”

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