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Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

No matter how much I love cake…

I would never dessert you.

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

What’s the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

About 5000 calories

My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room

Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

what is the best part about eating cake? your mom.

Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.

The wedding was so emotional, Even the cake was in tiers.

It was an emotional wedding even the cake was in tiers{if I explain it it will ruin the joke}

What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake

wen im sad i cut myslef…A PICE OF CAKE!!

what do you call sex. making cake

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it

why did sally get a black eye? Because she tried to play patty cake.

Son: mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me ?

Mom: no that’s impossible

Son: but it is possible for your secret boyfriend right

Mom: no no please don’t tell your dad i will make a strawberry cake for you

Son: daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake so because of that i felt jealous ^_^

👌😂😂😂

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said “you’ve got to be yolking me”

Here in I hop, we serve pancakes not pie cakes if so we can always bring in a chart that will Power the customer, his smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word surely.

Whats the fastest cake? scon!