Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it
What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake
what is a ghost favorite cake? i scream cake!
What did the cake say to the fork?
Do you want a piece of me!!!
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What's the difference between cake and pie
πr2, cake are round
Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish
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How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
What type of cake can orphans not have
Home made
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What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake 🎂🥳
i only cut to find out if im real or cake
