Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
No matter how much I love cake…
I would never dessert you.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it
What did the cake say to the fork?
Do you want a piece of me!!!
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake
What’s the difference between cake and pie
πr2, cake are round
I was at an emotional wedding, the cake was in tiers.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
what is a ghost favorite cake? i scream cake!
Teacher: what’s 3 minus 1? Me: i don’t know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑
Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.
If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence
My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships
There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology.
I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke.
You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting
Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen
Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya
Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
What type of cake can orphans not have
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life