Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

No matter how much I love cake…

I would never dessert you.

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

What did the cake say to the fork?

Do you want a piece of me!!!

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it

What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

What’s the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

I was at an emotional wedding, the cake was in tiers.

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

It was an emotional wedding even the cake was in tiers{if I explain it it will ruin the joke}

Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life

Prank phone calls. I did this prank last week, I picked the not so big buisness and places to do pranks phone calls. Burger King. Jcpennys. and nighbors. I will tell you what I said. Me: "Hello this is…Zariana and I am from New York." Burger king staff: "Will we work in Florida." Me: "Good now I want a large cake with some salad…with some eggnog…and some baby food" Burger king: “We don’t serve any of that ma’am.” Me: "And I want it to go please!" Burger king staff: “Sorry ma’am we don’t ha- " And I hung up on him right before he could say have. Now JCPenneys ordering. Me: “Hello this is Trina from south carolina.” Jcpennys register: “Yes what can I don for you ma’am ?” Me: “Excuse me”? Jcpennys register: “I was asking if there is anything you need help with ma’am.” Me: “Sorry I can’t hear you…what!” Jcpennys register: “WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO ORDER MA’AM.” Me: “I still can’t hear you! Say that again!!!” Jcpennys register: “Ma’am can you hear correclty?” Me: “YES I CAN…NOW YOUR GOING TO BODY SHAME THEN I WILL GIVE YOU A 1 STAR RATTING!!!” Jcpennys register: “No ma’am I was just saying tha-” Hung up. Next one was on my nigbores. Mrs. Jarkinson. Me: “Hello, sorry to bother you but do you know what this word mean fhermkrekm”? Mrs. Jarkinson: “What who is this?” Me: “Ummm…Mrs. Keris!” Mrs. Jarkinson: " So what does what word mean again?’’ Me: " fnjfnjrfnjr!” Mrs. Jarkinson: “What!!!” Me: “fnjefnj” Mrs. Jarkinson: SO SORRY WHAT!!! Me: “Never mind!” Hehehe! Hung up on here now Mr. Morris. Me: “Hola Sr. Morris. que pasa” Mr. Morris: “Sorry what I don’t speake spanish!” Me: “Está bien … di que no me hagas caso, ¡solo necesito ayuda!” Btw I used tranlater app and I learned really quickly! Mr. Morris: “What does that even mean!” Me: “Sí señor, veo dónde está su cabeza, pero ¿cómo se hace algún libro? ¿Me parece muy difícil? Jejejeje!” Mr. Morris: WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN THOUGH!!! Me: “No señor, no se rinda en el primer intento de ballet! Debería ser fácil … di de qué te quejas? Oh sorry I have to go!” Mr. Morris: “Wait but what does tha-” I bet your wondering how I got these phone calls rememberd will I recorded them! I don’t how but I did. Btw Not spanish just learn really quickly.

How is baseball like cake?

They both need batters

What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?

Angel food cake 🎂🥳

why did sally get a black eye? Because she tried to play patty cake.

Why did the students eat their homework 📚?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂

What is a rat’s favorite dessert?

A chocolate mousse cake