Cake jokes
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents' room, catching them having sex, so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! We’re just uh, making cake,” and they send him away.
So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother’s room, so he walks in and catches his brother and his brother’s girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! We're making cake!”
So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! How'd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳