Cake Jokes

Will de lad

in Fat

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.

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Puns

Anonymous

No matter how much I love cake...

I would never dessert you.

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Atom_Guy

in Puns

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it

dev

what is a ghost favorite cake? i scream cake!

Anonymous

I was at an emotional wedding, the cake was in tiers.

Alert bird

in Animal

What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake

thelittletimmy

i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....

Royal

Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑

BlowUpGamer

in Puns

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

Puns

Anonymous

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

Math

Anonymous

What's the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

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Bullying

Anonymous

What did the cake say to the fork?

Do you want a piece of me!!!

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LUAISY4EVA!

I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)

Cake

Anonymous

Thats caketasic

Last Hope For Funny Jokes

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

Emo

Anonymous

How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging

Tracy

What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish

Fight

Anonymous

do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

Amelie123

Q: Why did the student eat his homework? A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Anti-jokes

Anonymous

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

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