What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Part Jokes
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says, "Okay, I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts." So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says, "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says, "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop.
The doctor says, "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me?" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.