The 200+ Best Part Jokes

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

What is the part of school with all the autistic called? Downtown

What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?

-It makes your sister jealous

Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says "Okay I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts". So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me??" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."

What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first

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Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

Q:What the orphan's favorite part of a website.

A:The Homepage.

What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike I just collect body parts