Part jokes
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Me simpin part 2
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.