Part jokes
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
According to Michael J. Fox, rumors of a "Back to the Future" part 4 are a little shaky.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.