Donut

Donut Jokes

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause Iโ€™m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause Iโ€™m so empty inside

Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)

What is another word for a bagel? ๐Ÿฅฏ Jewish doughnut โœก๏ธ ๐Ÿฉ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ† ๐ŸŽ–

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it's really... Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the police... who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿช๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฌ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—๐ŸŸ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฐ

A retired george w bush is eating a donut 7/11 and looks at it "im so happy i did that' a guy over hears the conversation and says "your happy you bought that donut. Oh haha I would be too i love donuts!" george w bush then says "oh hahaha you caught me" and then says "you must of heard me wrong i said, im so happy i did 9/11"