Donut

Donut Jokes

Parking Lot

I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.

Who names their dog Donuts?

Food

If you were a food, what would you be?

Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

Mama

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Bleach

Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?

Friend 2: Pizza.

Friend 3: Donuts.

Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.

Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)

Friend 2: (Calling the parents)

Roast

1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

Are these good?

Girl

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Bagel

What is another word for a bagel? ๐Ÿฅฏ

Jewish doughnut โœก๏ธ ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ† ๐ŸŽ–

Depression

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

Mom

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Pizza

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

Police

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Mum

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Orphan

Whatโ€™s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?

People want donuts.

Dad

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿช๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฌ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—๐ŸŸ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฐ