Donut jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.

Who names their dog Donuts?

If you were a food, what would you be?

Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.

Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?

Friend 2: Pizza.

Friend 3: Donuts.

Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.

Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)

Friend 2: (Calling the parents)

1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

Are these good?

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What is another word for a bagel? 🥯

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Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Which nut is the worst for your diet?

Donuts.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?

People want donuts.

Why can't fat kids change a tire?

They would eat the donut.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰