Donut jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Dad, I'm hungry.
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A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
What鈥檚 the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.