I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
What is another word for a bagel? ๐ฅฏ
Jewish doughnut โก๏ธ ๐ฉ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ช ๐ช ๐ ๐ ๐
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! ๐๐ช๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐ญ๐ซ๐ฐ