I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and i know what ya'll thinking.
Who names their dog donuts.
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Yo' Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)
Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunken Donuts was a basketball team.
1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds! 2. Your so fat you could sell shade! 3. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯 Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩 👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut
Your mom is so dumb, that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
a donut and depresion are the same both have nothing in the middle and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for to long
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it's really... Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this
Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the police... who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
your mum is so fat she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
I dare you to smile like a donut did you do it?
What’s the difference between an Orphan and a sugar donut? People want donuts.
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
A retired george w bush is eating a donut 7/11 and looks at it "im so happy i did that' a guy over hears the conversation and says "your happy you bought that donut. Oh haha I would be too i love donuts!" george w bush then says "oh hahaha you caught me" and then says "you must of heard me wrong i said, im so happy i did 9/11"
YOUR SO GODDAMN STUPID YOU THOUGHT DUNKIN DONUTS WAS A BASKETBALL TEAM.
