If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

Yo mama

Fuq ME

Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunken Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama


Yo’ Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.


The roast king

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

  1. Your so fat you could sell shade!
  2. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good


Bleach is the new drink

Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don’t eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)



Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.



I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it’s really… Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this


Anonymous hobo man

why did the hobo cross the road.

to get the rotten donut on the other side.



Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!



What is you main food Me:pizza cause i’m cheesy Friend: Chocolate chips cause i have a lot of friends Girlfriend: donut cause i have a lot of cream


The best jokes

What do you call a alligator that likes donuts:a donutator


The Twin Towers

A retired george w bush is eating a donut 7/11 and looks at it "im so happy i did that’ a guy over hears the conversation and says “your happy you bought that donut. Oh haha I would be too i love donuts!” george w bush then says “oh hahaha you caught me” and then says “you must of heard me wrong i said, im so happy i did 9/11”



what did the fat girl say to the donut I’m going to eat you tonight…


an actual Eel

yo mama so stupid she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut


jake paul

So two guys walk into a bar one says can I have something to drink, the other says, you wish LOLOLOLOLOLOLO ldab on the haters-Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked… DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT


Devlin summerford

What kind of people love donuts in the morning cops because they don’t have Nothing else to do


Big Shaq

I donut tink any1 even chck deez jokez