Donut Jokes

Anonymous
in Depression

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

Eva
in Yo mama

Yo’ Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and i know what ya’ll thinking.

Who names their dog donuts.

Fuq ME
in Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunken Donuts was a basketball team.

Bleach is the new drink
in Depression

Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don’t eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)

The roast king
in Roast

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

  1. Your so fat you could sell shade!
  2. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good
Anonymous
in Sadness

today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!’ but it wasn’t really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came…

AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy!!! arn’t u MAD!!! then she replied who’s THAT??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN’T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!😊😊😊 but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said… oh he’s moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma’m where! SO THEN I BELLOWED… UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she’ll obviously say YES or ill…

ok like for part two☺☺☺

Anonymous
in Puns

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.

Anonymous
in Puns

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it’s really… Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this

Anonymous

Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.

Anonymous
in Orphan

What’s the difference between an Orphan and a sugar donut? People want donuts.

The Twin Towers

A retired george w bush is eating a donut 7/11 and looks at it "im so happy i did that’ a guy over hears the conversation and says “your happy you bought that donut. Oh haha I would be too i love donuts!” george w bush then says “oh hahaha you caught me” and then says “you must of heard me wrong i said, im so happy i did 9/11”

Anonymous hobo man
in Hobo

why did the hobo cross the road.

to get the rotten donut on the other side.

Anonymous

Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!

an actual Eel
in Yo mama

yo mama so stupid she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut

HOTBOIHECKZIMBOBWEISDEWA
in Adult

What is you main food Me:pizza cause i’m cheesy Friend: Chocolate chips cause i have a lot of friends Girlfriend: donut cause i have a lot of cream

The best jokes
in Sister

What do you call a alligator that likes donuts:a donutator

person

what did the fat girl say to the donut I’m going to eat you tonight…

jake paul

So two guys walk into a bar one says can I have something to drink, the other says, you wish LOLOLOLOLOLOLO ldab on the haters-Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked… DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT

Anonymous
in Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut? People wants donuts

Shaq

Two plus two is four Minus one, that’s three, quick maths Every day, man’s on the block Smoke trees (Ah) See your girl in the park That girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked) Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda) He’s got the pumpy (Big ting) Hold tight, my man (My guy) He’s got the frisbee (Few) I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin’ that cornflakes (Uh) Rice Krispies Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G) On, on, on, on, on the road doin’ 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes) You man thought I froze I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin’) If she ain’t on it, I ghost Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam) You donut Nose long like garden hose

Devlin summerford
in Cop

What kind of people love donuts in the morning cops because they don’t have Nothing else to do

Big Shaq

I donut tink any1 even chck deez jokez