Donut Jokes

I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and i know what ya'll thinking.

Who names their dog donuts.

If you were a food, what would you be?

Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

Yo' Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?

Friend 2: Pizza.

Friend 3: Donuts.

Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.

Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)

Friend 2: (Calling the parents)

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds! 2. Your so fat you could sell shade! 3. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.

What is another word for a bagel? 🥯 Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩 👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖

ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut

Your mom is so dumb, that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

a donut and depresion are the same both have nothing in the middle and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for to long

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it's really... Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this

I dare you to smile like a donut did you do it?

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the police... who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

your mum is so fat she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team

Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.

What’s the difference between an Orphan and a sugar donut? People want donuts.

Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

A retired george w bush is eating a donut 7/11 and looks at it "im so happy i did that' a guy over hears the conversation and says "your happy you bought that donut. Oh haha I would be too i love donuts!" george w bush then says "oh hahaha you caught me" and then says "you must of heard me wrong i said, im so happy i did 9/11"