I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Naruto Binge
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklehead. This "one piece" thing is a pun. See, there's an anime called *One Piece*, but if your friend watches *Naruto* for too long he might be seriously injured and no longer in one piece, ya dig? Also, you are 300lbs (probably) and still watch cartoons.
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