What kind of band never plays music?
Angel.JC14
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
i have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.