Section jokes

I once put the Bible in the fiction section.

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

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Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the meat section from the dairy section.

Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?

The kids section.

What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻

Two friends who've been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday.

The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, "If she doesn't like the card I got her, then she can go fuck herself!"

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.