Section jokes

I asked a librarian if they had a section with Rocky Horror books.

She said: "Sure, just take a jump to the left and then a step to the right."

I once put the Bible in the fiction section.

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

I am sorry, but I need some text to work with. Please provide the text from the comments section so I can generate the JSON data for you.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the meat section from the dairy section.

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?

The kids section.

What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.

I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

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I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻