So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
Rust in peace
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.” “Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
What do you tell a dead metal fan? Rust in peace
A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II
Pain. gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Deppression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing i cant have.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out man.
Doctor: you'll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-rest
hitler only wanted peace
a piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia and a piece of turkey
The p in Africa stands for peace
Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Q: Gaining wait is gonna peace of cake.
Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!!!
Peace out!!!! <3
