Puzzle

Puzzle Jokes

Week

I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

Birthday

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

Rubix Cube

Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.

Memes

Stork

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

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  • Envelope

    What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

    Rubik's Cube

    Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?

    Because they have a history of separating colors.

    Teacher

    Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"

    Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"

    Penis

    What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    Animal

    3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

    Answer: Chi-ca-go

    Penis

    What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    Baby

    How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?

    A blender.

    How do you get them out?

    A straw.

    Blonde

    Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?

    Answer: The box said 3-5 years!

    Rubix Cube

    Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.

    Rape

    I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."

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