Puzzle jokes
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
When the Lego set says 9-12Years but you finish it in 1 hour
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.