Puzzle jokes
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
When the Lego set says 9-12Years but you finish it in 1 hour
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.