Puzzle jokes

I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.

How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?

Because they have a history of separating colors.

Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"

Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"

What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?

A blender.

How do you get them out?

A straw.

What game do zombies like to play?

Corpse and Robbers.

Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?

Answer: The box said 3-5 years!

Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.

I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."