# Puzzle Jokes

## Emo

what game do emo kids love the most.. hangman

## Birthday

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind

## Suicide

I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".

## Alphabet

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know

## Animal

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

## America

What’s the a simulation between a penis and a rubix cube

The more you play with it the harder it gets

## Blender

How do you get 500 babies in a phonebooth? A blender How do you get them out? A straw

## Zombie

What game do zombies 🧟‍♀️ like to play?

Corpse and Robbers

## Blonde

Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months? Answer: The box said 3-5 years!

## Nun

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun

## Sense

make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE- and that's the TRUTH.

what am I? answer: a Riddle.

## Beetle

Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.

## Cube

What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets

## Calculator

a girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word oppisite word of BYE.then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!

## Math

8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.

## Rape

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed ... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME !!!! What does it sound like a woman suffering ???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

## Twin Towers

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..

## Insult

How do you keep a moron in suspense?......

Ill tell you tomorrow!

## Crash

Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.