Piece jokes

What do you call a lazy piece of meat?

A meatloaf.

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂

Guess what song this is from:

"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,

Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,

Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.

I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"

Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.

The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣

A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.

"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"

The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"

What is God’s favorite candy?

Jesus Pieces.

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.

Once upon a time, there was a crow with a piece of cheese in its mouth. Then a fox came, and when he saw the piece of cheese, he tried to trick the crow. He said that the crow's voice was beautiful, and then he said he wanted to hear him sing, so the crow started singing, and then the piece of cheese fell out of his mouth. He said never trust anyone, and then he walked away.

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?

Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.

What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?

A 50-year-old piece of meat.

A 12-year-old bun.

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.

Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."

Guy: "What's the bad news?"

Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."

Guy: "Good news?"

Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."