What did the cake say to the fork?
Do you want a piece of me!!!
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn't come back in one piece
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake