What did the cake say to the fork?
Do you want a piece of me!!!
Why did the students eat their homework đ?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. đđ
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
Despite Michael Jacksonâs legal problems while we was alive, McDonaldâs is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
Theyâre going to call it the McMichael! Itâs going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A Piece Of $hit!
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn't come back in one piece
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? Itâs a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion". The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"đđđ¤Łđ¤Ł
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sisterâs room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, âAbbie, whatâs wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!â
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.