What did the cake say to the fork?
Do you want a piece of me!!!
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn't come back in one piece
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth, it's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
when is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”
I wanted another piece of pizza.... but she said I could only have One Piece.
