Piece jokes
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
Now that's the piece I'm missing!
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
Too relatable
Community talk
an art piece i made
Here's some FUCKING EXPLAIN BEAR LORE LETS SEE WHAT THAT PIECE OF SHIT HAS BEEN HIDING FROM US
I finally did it. I blocked him. He’s been treating me like crap since day one. Making me feel bad when he was the one cheating. He was the one not caring when I was pushing everything else aside to be by him and care for him. But it was never enough He said messed with my feelings and made me feel bad but I’m finally learning. And now I have N. He’s the most caring person I’ve ever met. He treats me like I’m a real… Read more